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Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 8
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The most heavily traveled streets spend the most time under construction.
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Better a pebble given out of love than a diamond given out of duty.
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In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame
it on.
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If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.
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The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.
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Law of Zoos and Museums: The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.
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Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been
exhausted.
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First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to
the time available to catch your flight.
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A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
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A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
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A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.
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Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
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Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.
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1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3. Never volunteer for anything.
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