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Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 15
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At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.
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Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.
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To say a human being is nothing but molecules and atoms is like saying a
Shakespearean play is nothing but words and letters.
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There are two kinds of adhesive tape: the one that won't stay on and the one
that won't come off.
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The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss
walks by.
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The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.
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Nature abhors people.
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You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked
potato.
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The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
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If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file
it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
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Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
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Random events tend to occur in groups.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.
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