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Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 14
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As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters
turbulence. Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
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No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
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In golf the only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.
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Anything that begins well, ends badly. Anything that begins badly, ends worse.
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The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing
in the wrong line.
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If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually
you will have two of them.
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The one who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the one doing it.
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The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.
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There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.
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Rule of Political Promises: Truth varies.
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When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they
probably are thinking about lunch.
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The only way to make up for being lost is to make record time while you are
lost.
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When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while
all the other coins will roll out of sight.
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