Noll's Collection of old Proverbs Corrected - Page 2
  1. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
  2. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
  3. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
  4. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
  5. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.
  6. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
  7. If at first you don't succeed you're about average.
  8. You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box.
  9. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
  10. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
  11. He who laughs last thinks slowest
  12. Everyone has a photographic memory some just don't have any film
  13. A day without sunshine is night
  14. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine
  15. On the other hand you have different fingers
  16. I just got lost in thought it was unfamiliar territory
Smoke and Pollution
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