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When the chips are down
the buffalo is empty.
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without all those sponges.
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Seen it all, done it all,
can't remember most of it
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Those who live by the sword
Get shot by those who don't
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I feel like I/m diagonally parked
in a parallel universe
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You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
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Honk
If you love peace and quiet.
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Despite the cost of living,
have you noticed how it remains so popular.
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Nothing is so foolproof
to a sufficient talented fool.
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
on the cost of living.
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The 50-50 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 change of getting it right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would stupid enough to pass them.
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You can't have everything;
where would you put it?
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The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people
make up 75% of the population.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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