Noll's Collection of old Proverbs Corrected and a Few New Ones - Page 6
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  1. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  2. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  3. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
  4. The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
  5. There are three types of people - those who can count and those who can't.
  6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
  7. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  8. When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
  9. Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
  10. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
  11. You can observe a lot just by watching.
  12. You don't learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
  13. You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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