Noll's Collection of old Proverbs Corrected and a Few New Ones - Page 5
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  1. It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. But it's the first to be replaced
  2. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
  3. Failure is not falling down; it is not getting up again.
  4. Goals are deceptive. The un-aimed arrow never misses.
  5. Happiness isn't having what you want; it's wanting what you have.
  6. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  7. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  8. If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?
  9. If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
  10. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
  11. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  12. Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
  13. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
  14. Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
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