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Paraprosdokian - An interesting new word - Page 2
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To keep fit my grandmother walks five miles a day, she's 97 and we have no
idea where she is.
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Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you can't help
smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, three lefts do.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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She got her good looks from her father; he's a plastic surgeon.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas.
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They had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, their power of
speech.
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Pet spiders are cheaper to buy off the web.
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I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.
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A broken pencil is pointless.
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call what you hit the target.
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