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Paraprosdokian - An interesting new word - Page 3
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually
uses water.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as you please.
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I can see your point, but I still think you're full of BS.
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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
will look forward to the trip.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination
whatsoever.
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Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish
they were.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you
with experience.
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually
find me attractive.
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until
they're flashing behind you.
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local
swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and
procrastinate all at once.
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