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Paraprosdokian - An interesting new word - Page 4
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If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
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Take my advice -- I'm not using it.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend
thinking.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
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Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself
type.
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I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
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I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find
it.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
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Money is the root of all wealth.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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