Tomato Smoothie Paraprosdokian - An interesting new word - Page 4
  1. If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
  2. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  3. Take my advice -- I'm not using it.
  4. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  5. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
  6. Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
  7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  8. Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
  9. Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
  10. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
  11. I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
  12. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
  13. Money is the root of all wealth.
  14. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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