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A Very Weird Thing Has Happened - Page 2
For an old lady, she is quite childish. She likes to play nasty games, like
going into my closets when I'm not home and altering my clothes so they don't
fit. And she messes with my files and papers so I can't find anything. This is
particularly annoying since I am extremely neat and organized. She also fiddles
with my VCR so it does not record what I have carefully and correctly
programmed.
She has found other imaginative ways to annoy me. She gets into my mail,
newspapers and magazines before I do, and blurs the print so I can't read it.
And she has done something really sinister to the volume controls on my TV,
radio and telephone. Now, all I hear are mumbles and whispers.
She has done other things - like make my stairs steeper, my vacuum cleaner
heavier and all my knobs and faucets harder to turn. She even made my bed
higher so that getting into and out of it is a real challenge. Lately, she has
been fooling with my groceries before I put them away, applying glue to the
lids, making it almost impossible for me to open the jars. Is this any way to
repay my hospitality?
She has taken the fun of shopping for clothes. When I try something on, she
stands in front of the dressing room mirror and monopolizes it. She looks
totally ridiculous in some of those outfits, plus, she keeps me from seeing how
great they look on me.
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