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God through the Eyes of Kids

A Nun Grading Papers.....

  1. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager.
  2. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
  3. St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
  4. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
  5. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
  6. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
  7. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
  8. One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was also a taximan.
  9. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage.
  10. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony
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