Caller:

'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'

Operator:	Number Please
Caller:	'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'
Operator:	'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'
Caller:	'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'

Tech Support:	'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Caller:	"OK."
Tech Support:	'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Caller:	"No."
Tech Support:	'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Caller:	"No."
Tech Support:	'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'
Caller:	'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'