1. Watch out when you stretch the truth - it could snap back at you.
2. Your life is in the hands of any fool who can make you lose your temper.
3. The easiest way to find time to do things you want to do is to turn off the TV set.
4. A secret of a long fruitful life is to forgive everybody each night before you go to bed.
5. A sure-fire formula for success - rise early - work late - strike oil.
6. An egotist is someone who talks about himself when you want to talk about yourself.
7. If TV set and refrigerator weren't so far apart we wouldn't get any exercise.
8. Adolescence is like a house on moving day - a temporary mess.
9. A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
10. Living in the lap of luxury is pretty good except when luxury gets up.