ARE YOUR WHISKERS WHEN YOU WAKE TOUGHER THAN A TWO BIT STEAK? BURMA-SHAVE	THIS SHAVE IS LIKE A PARACHUTE THERE ISN'T ANY SUBSTITUTE BURMA-SHAVE	BE A NOBLE NOT A KNAVE CAESAR USES BURMA-SHAVE	HENRY THE 8TH SURE HAD TROUBLE SHORT TERM WIVES LONG TERM STUBBLE BURMA-SHAVE	IF YOU MUST TEST HER PUCKER PAINT BE SURE TO DRIVE WHERE TRAFFIC AIN'T BURMA-SHAVE
HIS TENOR VOICE SHE THOUGHT DIVINE 'TIL WHISKERS SCRATCHED SWEET ADELINE BURMA-SHAVE	HE'S THE GUY THE GIRLS FORGOT THO' HE WAS SMOOTH HIS FACE WAS NOT BURMA-SHAVE	IF YOU WAKE IN HASTE THEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH PASTE YOU'LL GET A FUNNY TASTE BURMA SHAVE	A PEACH LOOKS GOOD WITH LOTS OF FUZZ MAN'S NO PEACH AND NEVER WAS BURMA-SHAVE	THE SUN DOES RIZ THE SUN DONE SET AND WE AIN'T OUT OF TEXAS YET BURMA-SHAVE