THE SPRING HAS SPRUNG THE GRASS HAS RIZ WHERE LAST YEARS CARELESS DRIVER IS BURMA-SHAVE	IF YOUR MAD PULL OVER OR YOU'LL BE EVEN MADDER WHEN THEY LAY YOU OUT ON A MARBLE PLATTER BURMA-SHAVE	A MAN WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S DRUNK SHOULD HAUL HIS COFFIN IN HIS TRUNK BURMA-SHAVE	WE'VE MADE GRANDPA LOOK SO YOUTHFUL THAT HIS DRAFTBOARD THINKS HE'S UNTRUTHFUL BURMA-SHAVE	TO GET AWAY FROM HAIRY APES LADIES JUMP FROM FIRE ESCAPES BURMA-SHAVE
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO SAVE A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT BURMA-SHAVE	STATISTICS PROVE NEAR AND FAR THAT FOLKS WHO LIKE CRAZY ..ARE! BURMA-SHAVE	ROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? BURMA SHAVE	DIM YOUR LIGHTS BEHIND A CAR LET FOLKS SEE HOW BRIGHT YOU ARE BURMA-SHAVE	THE BEARDED LADY TRIED A JAR NOW SHE'S A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR BURMA SHAVE