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A List of Differences between Men and Women - Page 1
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Names
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If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other
Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
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If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out they will call each other as Fat Boy,
Godzilla, Peanut-Head, and Scrappy
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Eating Out
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When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even
though it's only for $32.50. None will have anything smaller, and none will
admit they want change back.
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When the girls get their bill out come the pocket calculators.
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Money
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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A women will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
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Bathrooms
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A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar
of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
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The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would
not be able to identify most of those items.
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