6. Natural
1. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
2. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
7. Offspring
1. Ah children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
2. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
8. Thought for the Day
1. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
2. There is no use for two people remembering the same thing.
9. Arguments
1. A woman has the last word in any argument.
2. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.