5. Cats
1. Women love cats.
2. Men say they love cats, but when the women aren't looking, men kick cats.
6. Future
1. A woman worries about the future until they get a husband.
2. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. Success
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
8. Marriage
1. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
2. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
9. Dressing Up
1. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
2. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.