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Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 4
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Automotive Engine Repairing: If you drop something, it will never reach the
ground.
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In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining
lockers.
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The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time
it took to do the damage. Example: It takes longer to glue a vase together
than to break one.
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The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
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The client who pays you the least complains the most.
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The ideal resume will turn up one day after the job has been filled.
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If one views his problem closely enough he will recognize himself as a part of
the problem
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Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the
source.
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You can always hit what you don't aim at.
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Don't worry about what other people think of you -- they're too busy worrying
about what you think of them.
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The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on
it.
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The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
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The other line moves faster.
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