Repairing My Car

Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 4

  1. Automotive Engine Repairing: If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
  2. In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining lockers.
  3. The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage. Example: It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one.
  4. The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
  5. The client who pays you the least complains the most.
  6. The ideal resume will turn up one day after the job has been filled.
  7. If one views his problem closely enough he will recognize himself as a part of the problem
  8. Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
  9. Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
  10. The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
  11. You can always hit what you don't aim at.
  12. Don't worry about what other people think of you -- they're too busy worrying about what you think of them.
  13. The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.
  14. The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
  15. The other line moves faster.
Repairing My Car
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