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Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 10
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Chipped dishes never break.
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If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right
in front of the building entrance.
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Only God can make a random selection.
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People will buy anything that is limited one to a customer.
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Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens.
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People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
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There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.
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If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.
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If you're early, it'll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time,
you will have to wait. If you're late, you will be too late.
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When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
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Things go right so they can go wrong.
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If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet it's not $19.95.
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To err is human, but it feels divine.
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