48. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
49. The things that come to those who wait are the things left by the people who got there first.
50. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
51. I wished the buck stops here, as I could use a few.
52. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
53. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer.
54. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
55. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
56. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
57. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
58. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
59. Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
60. Carpenter's rule: cut to fit; beat into place.
61. Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
62. Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
63. Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference.